Saturday, January 26, 2013

Friday, December 7, 2012

Oliverisms

Oliver wanted to get rid of his cat today. I said "no Oliver, this is a lesson on responsibility. What if I wanted to get rid of you?" Oliver replied after a moment of thought, "that's fine, as long as you drop me off somewhere nice".

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Biggest Issue at Work Today

From: John Scarborough

Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 12:00 PM

To: Jeffrey Rank

Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting


I got it 
 




From: John Scarborough

Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 12:00 PM

To: Jeffrey Rank

Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting




Oh “:”





From: Jeffrey Rank

Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 12:00 PM

To: John Scarborough

Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting


Put a “:” and a parenthesis right next to each other and hit enter


From: John Scarborough

Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 12:00 PM

To: Jeffrey Rank

Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting


Okay, but I can’t do the smiley face Colon)







From: Jeffrey Rank

Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:55 AM

To: John Scarborough

Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting


Will do.  Colon) for happy face
Colon( for sad face L


No big deal if you can’t make it, it’s not required that we attend.


Thanks,
jeff


From: John Scarborough

Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:54 AM

To: Jeffrey Rank

Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting


Jeff,


Since you are such a nice guy I’ll try to fill-in for you.  But you need to show me how to insert the smiley face and sad face into my memos.


John



From: Jeffrey Rank

Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:46 AM

To: John Scarborough

Subject: ESMEC Meeting


John,


Tomorrow is the ESMEC meeting and I cannot attend – would you like to go in my stead?  Free lunch J


Let me know and I’ll send you the agenda and let them know you will be there instead of me.  Thanks, Jeff

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Biggest Issue at Work Today

From: John Scarborough
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 12:00 PM
To: Jeffrey Rank
Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting

I got it 
 


From: John Scarborough
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 12:00 PM
To: Jeffrey Rank
Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting


Oh “:”



From: Jeffrey Rank
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 12:00 PM
To: John Scarborough
Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting

Put a “:” and a parenthesis right next to each other and hit enter

From: John Scarborough
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 12:00 PM
To: Jeffrey Rank
Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting

Okay, but I can’t do the smiley face Colon)




From: Jeffrey Rank
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:55 AM
To: John Scarborough
Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting

Will do.  Colon) for happy face
Colon( for sad face L

No big deal if you can’t make it, it’s not required that we attend.

Thanks,
jeff

From: John Scarborough
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:54 AM
To: Jeffrey Rank
Subject: RE: ESMEC Meeting

Jeff,

Since you are such a nice guy I’ll try to fill-in for you.  But you need to show me how to insert the smiley face and sad face into my memos.

John


From: Jeffrey Rank
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:46 AM
To: John Scarborough
Subject: ESMEC Meeting

John,

Tomorrow is the ESMEC meeting and I cannot attend – would you like to go in my stead?  Free lunch J

Let me know and I’ll send you the agenda and let them know you will be there instead of me.  Thanks, Jeff

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Oliverism of the day

"Popcorn isn't really a treat though is it? Isn't it a little healthy for you?"

Friday, January 15, 2010

2009 Holidays

Our first white Christmas in a very long time.  20 years?  Snow and a lot of it. 

Plus, Oliver's first viewing of "The Christmas Story" which will surely not be his last.  What ever happened to the 24 hour showings of "It's a Wonderful Life"?

Today's Oliverism


Oliver told me that he doesn't know how to "text" but he could do it if he knew how.  He said his stuffed puppy knows how to text but he can't do it because his paws are too big.