Oliverisms

Oliver wanted to get rid of his cat today. I said "no Oliver, this is a lesson on responsibility. What if I wanted to get rid of you?" Oliver replied after a moment of thought, "that's fine, as long as you drop me off somewhere nice".

Oliverism of the day

"Popcorn isn't really a treat though is it? Isn't it a little healthy for you?"

2009 Holidays

Our first white Christmas in a very long time.  20 years?  Snow and a lot of it. 

Plus, Oliver's first viewing of "The Christmas Story" which will surely not be his last.  What ever happened to the 24 hour showings of "It's a Wonderful Life"?

Today's Oliverism

Oliver told me that he doesn't know how to "text" but he could do it if he knew how.  He said his stuffed puppy knows how to text but he can't do it because his paws are too big.

She Rolled 100,000 Today

The girl rolled 100,000 today.  Just getting broken in.  And just to think I almost caused a major accident while trying to take a photo of the odometer while going down 301 at 65mph...

The Mystery Machine

I can't get enough of this mystery machine in Easton.  And even more odd is that it is driven by a middle-aged woman cashier at the Acme.

High Stress Job

Please God, get me out of here.  Wasn't I supposed to accomplish something in this life?  Please don't stare up my nose too long.